U. I. N. United Imagi-Nations.

chrisswim · Post by **chrisswim** » Sun Apr 21, 2019 8:43 pm

UIN General Assembly Meeting
We call on Ambassador Phillippi from Greece.
"Mr. General Secretary, I am submitting information that Al-Kabab has a branch of that organization that is controlled or influenced by Canada. That they control it that they were able to enlist several hundred citizens of Panama to take over a ship, fill it with explosives to destroy the Panama Waterway. Canada directed this attack to cause chaos for the world and for CoC, ROD and the USA. The Canadian influence of Al-Kabab is mostly in the Western Hemisphere, using it as a tool.
I propose economic sanctions, perhaps a blockade on Canada.
Thank you, Amb. Philippi,, Greece
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Gnl Secr. I second that motion, Amb. Tagaloc, Eurasia
Bnl Secr. I concur, Amb. Lopez, Brazil

MechCommander · Post by **MechCommander** » Mon Apr 22, 2019 1:49 am

Canada denies any involvement with AL-Kabab nor the protests in Panama, the Panamanians acted on there own accord since the ROD, US, and the CofC landed and set up forts along the Panama Can-al, Canada was not present at all since we where helping our allies in Brazil in keeping AL-Kabab from entering the country, and AL-Kabab had made a surprise attack one of our navy ships in Nova Scotia and sinking it out right. Saying that our country is influencing these two events is out right ridiculous, the CofC are doing this just to use Canada as a scapegoat to make themselves look good.

chrisswim · Post by **chrisswim** » Mon Apr 22, 2019 2:58 am

UIN
From CoC Ambassador... Greece, Eurasia led the charge. Please let the Ambassadors to the UIN know that Canada lost a ship, or had one attacked by Al-Kabab. We did not set up any forts, the CoC, ROD and USA occupied existing bases. Panama Government reached out for help. Just as you, Canada, have indicated you are helping Brazil the 3countries are helping Panama protecting the waterway and thus economic & global trade.

chrisswim · Post by **chrisswim** » Wed May 08, 2019 11:26 pm

VZ
VZ Ambassador to the UIN is filing a protest against Canadian Navy and Government for the forest fire that is burning out of control. It has killed at least 3 and burn 2 villages to the ground. The choice of weapons must consider any collateral damage.
VZ is seeking as of now $10,000,000 in USD, it may get larger depending upon expansion of the blaze.
Furthermore, the Canadian Navy is reckless attacking other countries and killing the civilian population. Indiscriminate bombing just as the Canadian Navy announced their random attack.

MechCommander · Post by **MechCommander** » Thu May 09, 2019 12:40 am

The Canadian Government apologizes to the Venezuelan government for this incident we where not aware on how careless our Forces Commander was he was under the impression that he was clearing out AL-Kabab forces there, we will order him, to stop this reckless Napalm bombardment and step down, Civilian Water bombers from Brazil, the US and Canada are departing now to fight this raging wildfire.

The Napalm Bombardment has since ceased, all aircraft has returned to the Super carrier HMCS Canada.

Operations will be carried out by a more Tactically minded Commander to make sure this does not happen again.

chrisswim · Post by **chrisswim** » Thu May 09, 2019 9:19 pm

VZ
The VZ Ambassador, "we appreciate the apology from Canada and the other quick actions taken. But we still need restitution for the lose of timber and for the cost to fight the fire. Even though the fire has been contained, it is expected to burn itself out in a day or two. There have been some showers which has helped, along with a light cool breeze. VZ is still wanting payment of $4,000,000 for the damages and cost of fighting the fire by VZ services. We will accept it in credits for purchase of food products, gasoline and firefight equipment to cover our losses. It has been reduced because of the quick response of Canadian military and VZ protective services, army and many, many volunteers."

MechCommander · Post by **MechCommander** » Fri May 10, 2019 7:15 pm

A large shipment of food, Gas and firefighting equipment has been loaded on a civilian container ship and has left the port of Halifax bound to Venezuela.

chrisswim · Post by **chrisswim** » Sat May 11, 2019 9:46 pm

VZ Ambassador to the UIN
"We are still waiting on the proper payment of $25,000,000 as approved and needed to compensate for the damage to our natural resources, pristine virgin forests that have been burned out. We do welcome the fire fighting equipment, but that will only prevent from expanding destruction caused by Canadian forces."

panzergator · Post by **panzergator** » Sat May 11, 2019 11:12 pm

Don't you think It's high time the UIN sent some Peace Enforcers into some of these troublespots, Mr. Ambassador?

Mister Retief, where would all these imaginations be if peace broke out everywhere? Why, unemployment would SOAR! Then, people would overwhelm the Terran diplomatic offices applying for benefits. That might BREAK us!

chrisswim · Post by **chrisswim** » Sun May 12, 2019 2:54 am

President PG, you have an absolutely fabulous idea!! You are in charge. Take a Peace Force down there to protect the people.
You have this, your mission.
Thank you for taking care of this for us.

panzergator · Post by **panzergator** » Sun May 12, 2019 3:59 am

You are MAD if you think I am going to pull your chestnuts out the fire. And the hermit state of Gator is not a member of the UIN, so put it where the sun don't shine. Wanna send us another delegate?

panzergator · Post by **panzergator** » Sun May 12, 2019 4:07 am

And the Groaci trade representative standing with the Terran delegation waggled his eye stalks, ogling a passing female, clearly in violation of local culture laws, purring with satisfaction at the morass the natives were dragging themselves inexorably into.

MechCommander · Post by **MechCommander** » Sun May 12, 2019 4:19 am

Canada has sent the payment of $25,000,000 dollars to Venezuela to compensate for the damages done by the Canadian forces Napalm Bombardment.

chrisswim · Post by **chrisswim** » Sun May 12, 2019 10:54 am

CoC Ambassador says goodbye to State Dept of PG, flys out of town after apologizing for insulting PG. Did not recall you were not a member of the UIN.

VZ acknowledges receipt of $25mil. Less bank wire transfer fees. Thank you. VZ wants to buy some food stuffs to sprinkle around. Then more luxurious food for entertaining the generals and police commissioners.

panzergator · Post by **panzergator** » Sun May 12, 2019 5:05 pm

You are fortunate the firing range was inactive for maintenance. Failing to file a flight plan is usually fatal here.