U. I. N. United Imagi-Nations.

chrisswim · Post by **chrisswim** » Sun May 12, 2019 6:10 pm

The puddle jumper that I was on didn't file a flight plan. It was Bulldog Air Shuttle service. No wonder. Should have gone with Great Gator Shuttle Service.

panzergator · Post by **panzergator** » Sun May 12, 2019 7:28 pm

Your diplomat might not have appreciated it. We fly unwelcome diplomats out on Atomic Annie Airlines or Minuteman Flight Systems. Fast, one way, minimum comfort.

Incoming unwelcome diplomats are met with a 17-gun salute delivered by a tank company on line, of course, lined up along the runway. Tank commanders issue the traditional ceremonial fire command... "GUNNER, BEEHIVE! DIPLOMATS! FIRE!" The diplomats are then swept up with stable brooms into dustpan and disposed of by buzzards. The plane is recycled.

MechCommander · Post by **MechCommander** » Sun May 12, 2019 8:35 pm

The Canadian Ambassador to the UIN has recently received a formal complaint that is filed aginest the ROD by the Canadian Forces Commander stationed in Venezuela, he accuses the Liaison team they sent, of two counts of disobeying his direct orders, two counts of dereliction of duty, and one count of reckless abandonment which has endangered the Canadian led coalition forces there.

redleg · Post by **redleg** » Sun May 12, 2019 9:09 pm

The ROD ambassador to the UIN enjoys a hearty belly laugh at the Canadian statement. He then reminds Canada that no ROD troops were ever under Canadian command, and they never will be since the Canadian mutiny aboard an ROD warship. Then there is the Canadian threat to capture that ROD ship.

After the ROD ambassador finishes laughing he announces that the ROD has grown weary of Canada's BS and the ROD is closing its embassy in Canada. All ROD diplomatic personnel are returning home.

MechCommander · Post by **MechCommander** » Sun May 12, 2019 9:26 pm

The Canadian Ambassador agreed with the ROD that this complaint was bogus and tore it to shreads, the Commander will be removed and the troops will eventually be pulled out of Venezuela.

chrisswim · Post by **chrisswim** » Mon May 13, 2019 12:14 am

The Guyana Ambassador to the UIN, "children,...errrrr... people, people, can't we just get along, solve problems? Lets not create them or make them worse."
. Tripoli Ambassador seconded that statement.... "oh, it was not a motion, sorry, so used to just seconding any comment/motion/resolution by any member of the Commonwealth. We are in step. Its not that we use it for political gain, I believe in it.
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Serbia Amb. "I propose a world Income Tax on those people that earn over $1,000,000 per year of 5%. It will help the less fortunate people of the world to adjust, to rise above the poverty level, to have a living wage. It would be fair."
West China Amb, "second."

MechCommander · Post by **MechCommander** » Mon May 13, 2019 3:07 am

Canadian Ambassador to the UIN, "ROD ambassador that "threat" to capture one of your ships was largly due to a misunderstanding as we assumed your people sank the transport ship that was carrying the RCN fighter Squdron that your carrier Fury dumped off in the middle of the Pacific only to find out it was a North Korean sub that sank it. Plus we did apologied for the Protest that happened on said carrier".

panzergator · Post by **panzergator** » Mon May 13, 2019 4:44 am

There it is again. World income tax. Check all her switches, boys, and inventory basic loads. Back to boresight and zero ranges. Double production at the ammunition plants and issue two bottles of German bier to all personnel. Double the ammo issue to households each week. Households and towns, review your defense plans. Have your watch stations manned and ready to activate pre-installed minefields. They'll be coming for our firstborn sons next.

MechCommander · Post by **MechCommander** » Mon May 13, 2019 5:41 am

(Canadian ambassador to the UIN): "People please can we get back to the more pressing issue right now mainly the future of the muti-national operations to remove Al-Kabab in Venezuela, as what the Guyana Ambassador said where just making things worse by arguing right now, nothing will get done if we act like this".

chrisswim · Post by **chrisswim** » Mon May 20, 2019 1:31 am

UIN
Sub-committee of Fast-Food & Sub-Sandwiches has amended the proposal for a Global Income Tax to read Global Sales Tax. Proposed by Abyssinia, seconded by tiny Heartland ( north of India), amendment proposed by Madagascar, seconded by Heartland. That passed 14 - 9, 8 absent: England, Tunisiadom, Balzac Republic, CHIdom, Romaniadom, Mexico, Indonesia-dom, Senegal-dom.
Discussion continued on enforcement. Can the UIN arrest people. Then it was brought up it is easier to gather sales information as opposed to income information. People have guns if we show up.
That passed 14 - 9, with eight Abstentions.
The International legislation will advance to another Sub-committe

panzergator · Post by **panzergator** » Mon May 20, 2019 4:32 am

I see that the UIN is once again considering arrogating to itself global governmental powers in the form of a sales tax, as well as developing strategies to ENFORCE ITS WILL ON SOVEREIGN NATIONS! Boy, the minute you think ol' Panzergator isn't paying attention, the creep sneaks out of its hole. Chrisswim is dictating to his minion, the U.I.N, a method by which he will only enrich himself, he will turn those resources to his nefarious purposes.

You should all know that a global sales tax is STILL A TAX! Taxation is a power given to a SOVEREIGN NATIONAL government or a subset thereof, NOT an international forum. The UIN is NOT a global government and does not have the power to tax, nor can it CREATE for itself the power to tax.

Now, if y'all decide to let this go forward, you will allow a precedent whereby the UIN will see its way to create other powers for itself it considers necessary. You formerly SOVEREIGN NATIONS will find yourselves wagged by whatever dog of a coalition in the assembly might be formed. It will almost certainly not be in your interest. You will no longer be self-governing, nor will you have the right to refuse the UIN. Next, your sons and daughters wi l be drafted in service of UIN forces and they, your sons and daughters, will appear on your doorstep to rob you of the various legacies you intended for only them, in the interest of the UIN.

And you should keep in mind that it has been shown time and again that the interests of the UIN and CofC are one and the same.

You will not lose your sovereignty by coup. You will lose it in small bits, wrapped in the guise of more security, as a camel gains your tent by first only insertng his nose, or a hobo makes a hearty soup by starting with water and a rock.

Just something for you Earties to chew on...

chrisswim · Post by **chrisswim** » Mon May 20, 2019 5:11 am

UIN
Surely the PanzerGator leadership has more to worry about, besides it is misguided. 6 of the 8 members of the committee are members of the a Commonwealth. Those countries were not informed of the meeting until 5minutes prior to calling the meeting to order and even then the location of the meeting was wrong. The USA is filing an objection with support from each of the nations that were not informed.

panzergator · Post by **panzergator** » Mon May 20, 2019 5:40 am

Actually, from where I am, I don't have worry about it at all, but the price of liberty is eternal vigilance.

And it can hadly be claimed that the representatives sent to the UIN are actually representatives of the PEOPLE of their countries. They are just a gaggle of mouldy old politicians being given one more job before being literally turned out to pasture. Sooo, shall we suggest, taxation without representation?

Guroburov · Post by **Guroburov** » Mon May 20, 2019 9:27 am

The people of PROG stand firmly against any attempt by the UIN to impose taxes upon sovereign nations. We call upon the nations to reject this capitalist assault upon our independence.

MechCommander · Post by **MechCommander** » Mon May 20, 2019 10:39 am

(Canadian Ambassador): "Canada and our allies sides with PROG and the Gator state and rejects this tax aginest sovereign nations. The UIN has no right to impose such a tax, that goes aginest everything what this international government stands for, clearly the current UIN leadership is obliviously on one nations side and i suggest new leadership is needed for the betterment of all sovereign nation, I wish for a vote of no confidence on the current heads of the UIN council."

(Australian Ambassador): "VOTE NOW!!!"

(All other Sovereign Nations Ambassadors not from the CofC) "VOTE NOW!!!, VOTE NOW!!!, VOTE NOW!!!, VOTE NOW!!!".