Canada (Imagi-Nation)

MechCommander · Post by **MechCommander** » Sat Aug 10, 2019 2:11 am

If these deserters where Captured by Canada, they will be sentenced to life in a Military Prison in Quebec.

chrisswim · Post by **chrisswim** » Sat Aug 10, 2019 4:56 am

Commonwealth Foreign Legion Recruiting Dept
Maltadom
"We just had over 100 experienced soldiers sign up. All young. 104 of them under 30, dozen or so 30-34 years of age, with experience. They all said that they were abandoned by their military. I heard from a bud in the Navy that they have over 140 for similar reason. They all mention Mauritania. Must have some incredible screw-up" Sgt Lasser said.
"Yes, I think I handled all of them and their paperwork", Cpl Juckim replied, adding, "they all seemed nice and sincere.They had their IDs and other paper."
Phone rings, "Col Muttonface here, all those guys in the army, put them in the airborne. That is the type of unit they were in. Get them with a jump master quickly, think we will send them to Ft. Randolph for some jungle training. Let their point man know, as of now they will maintain their rank. Get them after dinner. Got it Sgt?"
Sgt Lasser, "yes sir."

chrisswim · Post by **chrisswim** » Mon Aug 12, 2019 7:10 am

Live Action News with Shelia
Breaking story out of Yer Bouti. 13 bodies found killed by Canadian Airborne that were left in northern Mauritania. The bodies were10 Bedouin and 3 Yer Bouti soldiers all killed by Canadian soldiers. The Canadians extracted themselves in a GAZ-469, a Russian made jeep found in Mauritania. It was near some of the YB military weapons and a dead Yer Bouti soldier and 2 Bedouin. Also found was a Canadian Airborne soldier, Cpl. Simon J Smyth of Vancouver. All the bodies had bullet entry wounds. This is grave.
. Wondering if the Canadian soldiers went north seeking food and were discovered by the Bedouins, which were detained. Consuming camel meat. Then the Yer Bouti soldiers came upon the group. Then a fire-fight broke out. Canadians extracted themselves and a few survivors that were wounded back to a site a few miles inside Mauritania.
. We will keep you up to date as news is discovered. This is Shelia with Live Action News.
Nighty nite! Sweet dreams!

MechCommander · Post by **MechCommander** » Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:14 pm

CFB Petawawa
The RCAF's administration is hard at work to quickly train new recruits to replenish the Canadian Airborne regiment, most were recreational skydivers so it made the training process easier. It will take weeks to get the regiment back up to combat ready status soon.

chrisswim · Post by **chrisswim** » Tue Aug 13, 2019 3:22 am

Canada
Protests going on all across Canada once the news announcements came out that some Canadian soldier killed some Bedouins and 4 soldiers from Yer Bouti.
Protest location and estimated number:
Montreal- 6000
Ottawa- 4000
Edmonton- 4000
Victoria-3000
Winnipeg, Manitoba- 1400
Fredericton, New Brunswick-1500
St. John's, Newfoundland- 1800
Halifax, Nova Scotia- 2500
Toronto, Ontario- 2500
Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island- 1200
Quebec City- 3500
Other town and cities did have protests that were smaller.
The common chant by the protestors is: "What do you want? Justice! When do you want it? Now!"
Common throughout the land. Others: "no justice, no peace", "no justice, new government".
Crowds have been fairly well behaved so far. A few rocks and bottles thrown.

This is Shelia with Live Action News. Protests have been loud throughout Canada over the deaths of the Bedouins and the 4 Yer Bouti soldiers. Wanting justice. I spoke to sever protesters, they mentioned that Canada does not stand for murder. We must do what is right, what is proper. Now they are thinking of those that killed.

MechCommander · Post by **MechCommander** » Tue Aug 13, 2019 6:30 am

RCMP has sent out riot control teams to clear out the protesters, the Canadian military is investigating this incident to find out what happened that lead into the deaths of those Bedouins and the 4 Yer bouti solders.

chrisswim · Post by **chrisswim** » Tue Aug 13, 2019 6:52 am

Face the World with Michael Wallace
Michael Wallace, political ** CENSORED **, (evaluator) review: CHIdom and Hong Kongdom is just because meddling by Canadian influence. The C-nucks think it helps them if someone else want to split. Canada may want to look internally, do some serious evaluation as to who it is, wants to be, how, etc. They are falling apart. Their military, both Navy and Army have had some real problems. Issues protecting their men and women. It they were a business, the would be in Chapter 7, Liquidation in the courts, no reorganization there. Close it down. A few sources have indicated that several of the Providences are discussing a withdraw from New Canada. Even K-country is able to function fair well even when Canadian laws are in place to hurt K-country economically & politically.
. Canada has indicated that they are going to investigate the deaths of the Bedouins and 4 Yer Bouti soldiers. I am sure that the RCMP will send an inspector over, like Inspector Clouseau the top notch eagle eye does not miss any details (except those in front of him when he runs into them. He has a world reputation.
. The GDP of Canada is declining, it may accelerate the slow down. It is an anemic economy getting ready to spiral into the toilet. Sad really. There are good people up there. The Courts are being pressured by the Executive branch to change interpretation of the laws, to force a conclusion based upon the desires of the leaders. Laws are not to be made for all people for a civilized society. We are seeing the decline of the Rule of Law to the Rule of Man. The is a horrible turn of events.
.... we have to take a break for a few minutes.. we will be right back....

MechCommander · Post by **MechCommander** » Tue Aug 13, 2019 9:35 am

The Canadian military is handling the investigation, we will interview all the members of Canadian Airborne regiment when they arrive in Canada, we will find out what happened in Mauritania and put whoever is responsible to justice, the Military has become stronger now thanks to the ROD's help, in order to improve the GDP, the Government has decided to fully lift the Cannabis ban in place which will hopefully boost the economy.

panzergator · Post by **panzergator** » Tue Aug 13, 2019 5:33 pm

What a hoot! "Fixing" the economy by legalizing pot. Might as well open a bunch of casinos and start some lotteries, too. Sad.

chrisswim · Post by **chrisswim** » Tue Aug 13, 2019 6:20 pm

New Canada is expected to see significant increase in imports.
"Shelia here, with New Canada lifting the restrictions on pot, imports from K-coutry on Vancouver Island are to expected to increase by 500% or more this year. According to Professor Radcliffe of Edmonton University said, 'the importation of pot will not raise GDP, it will increase the trade deficit, just like the US. Should have less fights, more relaxed people. Expect brownie consumption to rise quickly as well, Betty Crocker will be happy.
Canada is in malaise politically, militarily, and economically.'"
Shelia continues, "there are people across the country that are delighted with the lifting on the ban on imports. Some were wanting it for medicinal purposes only. The Central Bank needs to increase the availability of cash in the banking system, lower interest rates to kick the economy into gear. For the military have a bunch of parades of people cheering the soldiers that defend this great country. Show appreciation."
"As for the investigation into the Mauritania Murders, it needs to be serious, full investigation. Find those responsible whether it be 3-4 or more."
This is Shelia on Live Action News.

MechCommander · Post by **MechCommander** » Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:06 pm

The HMCHS Fredrick Banting has arrived In Halifax, the wounded will be taken to the nearest hospital, the Canadian Military has sent their own team of investagtors to interview the Canadian Airborne Regiment to find out what happened in Mauritaina that lead to the deaths of 14 people including 4 Yer Bouti soilders.

Even though pot is made legal, certain regulations has to be in place to enure the health and safety of Canadians everywhere, first off you must acquire a pot licence to smoke it in the country, second since we don't have the facility's to grow cannabis in the country they have to be imported from K-country.

redleg · Post by **redleg** » Tue Aug 13, 2019 11:02 pm

Jeff Spicoli from Spicoli Wholesale Hydroponics Inc is wondering if he can expand his business into New Canada.

7.62 · Post by **7.62** » Wed Aug 14, 2019 12:13 am

MechCommander · Post by **MechCommander** » Wed Aug 14, 2019 12:53 am

The legalization of Cannabis will not sit well with a majority of Canadian citizens who feel that Cannabis as a plant should be wiped out from the face of the earth, so expect problems to arise as a result of it. It will take years perhaps decades for Canada to approve K-country's export of the plant. even members of Canadian Parliament feel uneasy of allowing such a dangerous substance be in the hands of citizens,

MechCommander · Post by **MechCommander** » Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:13 pm

As for that ROD hydroponics company's request, that is denied due to poor Canada/ROD relations.

The a plant will have to be tested by Health Canada to see if it has any medicinal properties as we do not know what effect it will have on the general population.