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NON-ALCOHOLIC BEER!!!? WHAT KIND OF BS IS THAT? CAMEL P*SS? WHAT USE IS NON-ALCOHOLIC BEER? Do you just make it and pour it in the sand? The CAMEL can do THAT!
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Balzac Republic is proud of our pilots and ground crews. Looking forward to the Beer Pong ....
Congratulation to pilots and crew members at Fighter Rodeo.
Especially

ROD VFA-29 Aircraft #10 (F/A-18C)
RPNW 10th Fighter Squadron Aircraft #11 (F-4)
Balzac Republic Fighter Squadron Aircraft #8 (JAS-39)

“Having a Balzac Highland Beer to wake up this morningâ€￾, said Major Hicmon, of Balzac Republic, “...those puking Canuks are idiots. I hear the air crews are taking the most serve tongue lashing ever. I thought they did well. But with that sort of leadership, they are motivated to avoid trouble vs. achieving high levels of success. Look at their scores, avoided errors, but not the high achievement marks. They don’t share ideas, don’t learn new techniques or approaches. Oh well.â€￾
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The Balzac Republic is ready to deploy its new submarine.

UC3 Nautilus

For a number of years the largest privately built and owned submarine, the UC3 Nautilus was the third submarine built by Peter Madsen. Roughly about 2/5ths the size of the (small) Norwegian/Danish Kobben-class. Built with a crush depth of 500m (and diving to 100m) this diesel electric submarine could have 8 on board (surface) or 4 (dived). The commander could operate the ship from his/her workstation as all the controls were within arm's reach.

It had 8 portholes for observation and a snorkel system installed. Costs of construction was around 200,000 USD.

in 2017, the sub sank, and the owner was rescued, however it became part of a infamous case were the owner was convicted of killing a reporter and sinking the sub to eliminate evidence.

the submarine was raised, used as part of the investigation, and was later destroyed by danish police. The owner after conviction was sentenced to life in prison. (I will refrain from discussing the trial)

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Balzac AVTUR Brewing Co, LLC
The Balzac AVTUR Brewing Co is looking to expand production. We could expand at home, European region, and/or African region. Still presents a logistics issue. Moving millions of cans, bottles & kegs and millions of gallons of terrific beer takes time and cost significant capital.
. Based upon that if we decide to build a facility or two in different regions perhaps in North and/or South America, and perhaps in Asia or the Pacific Rim. We have contracted with farmers that upon production of the AVTUR Wheat, AVTUR Grain/Barley, and AVTUR Hops that it will be exclusive to us. The malted grain/barley is critical, essential to our unique favor, aroma and appearance. We are producing machinery currently for transport.
. Identified key magnets if you will, for locations. Good education system, a trained- skilled labor force, perhaps under employed currently which we will improve, a significant area available with some industrial facilities also available, clean environment, fair tax base, without pollution issues. Access to ocean transport, near population center for transport.
We are looking for indications of interest from across the globe.
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In light of Camastan Dom facing internal political turmoil, risk of a coup.
Balzac has heightened its alert status. Beer aircraft planes are not flying to Camastan Dom any more. Patrol craft are helping people evacuate.
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Balzac airports and ports.
At the airports, the municipal airports small planes have been arriving around the clock. While at small ports boats of all types, shrimp boats, yachts, a few tug boats, Fire boat, several Cama Coast Guard boats have arrived.
To welcome all from Camastan Dom, Balzac AVTUR Brewing Co, LLC is providing beer to welcome the new citizens to Balzac Republic.
A Kilo class submarine arrived, the crew asking for asylum. Inspection will take place, but the submarine may need to be returned after the safety inspection.
Rumor is that it is getting more difficult to leave Camastan Dom. The CoC is welcoming the citizens out that wish to move to another Dom. At the highest levels, the funds are frozen by the Commonwealth of any future funding. The seats in the Upper and Lower Chambers are suspended pending determination of Camastan Dom political policy and if membership in the CoC continues.
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The Balzac opponent in war games, Sweden. The Balzac Republic training against Swedish army unit in mid-August. Swedish fielding CV-9040 and Leopard 2A6.

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Sanctions.
The CoC is instituting sanctions against Belarus including the Interior Minister and 6 Cabinet members of Belarus government.
. Alert levels have increased of surveillance units of the military, Guard and police in the European Doms of CoC. The only units that have increased and focused their activity are surveillance and border security which will conduct more checks of people entering the Doms.
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. The Balzac Republic has learned that Camastan Dictatorship has eliminated some problems in the last week. Over 100 are missing with 2 dozen of the bodies found in a remote area of a park in a stream. Memorial service are today for those slain and missing. The Balzac Republic is sending patrols to the border and maritime patrol of the coast of Camastan Dictatorship in the event any refugees show up. On patrol are 4 Visby-class craft and two Coast Guard cutters. Further out in the Baltic is a Canberra LHD, New York-class, Perry Frigate and 3 LCS Many citizens of Balzac Republic have received calls from family members asking for help and notifying them of the cruel dictatorship, the deaths and the arrests in the middle of the night.
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The castle in Balzac - Sweden border area the houses the Swedish Bikini Alumni Team for Avatar Brewery Holdings PLC, LLC.
When the president of Avatar was asked why at this location, Sven Hopps replied, “it is a facility that we can protect. We have out recipes and the Alumni, out most important assets.”

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I hope you bring all of your important assets to the Fighter Rodeo next month!
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Redleg, Balzac plans more Avatar Tankers for the Rodeo!
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Ms. Honeypot, the team leader of the Alumni Swedish Bikini Team mentioned, “that beer consumption is up 23% over last year. The flying kegs are almost out.”
Avatar Entertainment is dispatching another 737-800 Beer Keg to the Rodeo by flight over the Arctic. The beer should remain cold. The 737 at RODs Fighter Redeo will depart in the morning dispensing its tanks.

The Senator in the government of the Balzac Republic raised concern of sending another Avatar Flying Keg to the rodeo. He was shouted down in chambers.
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Ms Honeypot will be greeting “Sea Keg I” at the port.
Escort of special shipment to ROD for the Fighter Rodeo

The lead escort in front of the special shipment, CCSSN Trafalgar Class.

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DDG escort of the Avatar “Sea Keg I”, expected to dock with the hour.

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Avatar Beer does not expect that the tanks will be dry prior to the conclusion of the Fighter Rodeo at Vulture Field.
Internal reporting is that the Avatar portable pumping station is ready to pump Avatar Liquid refreshment.
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Balzac Republic military vehicles, drone shot.

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The founder of the Balzac Republic has removed his data.
Anyone know why. Private PM is fine.
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