Timothy OConnor wrote:
if these reports turn out to be true, perhaps we can convince GHQ to model some 1/285 Mk 1 Badgers, Man-Eating?
How do I always get dragged into these things?
I am not now, nor have I ever been, a Badger.

I don't know anyone named Bucky. Never have. You can't prove I have. Or if you can, I didn't know it at the time. Or if I did, I don't recall. You can't prove I knew at the time, or that I had any intention of being a badger. It was an accident, I swear it!
Out of all of our members, I am about the
least likely to be found in Wisconsin. Too d@mned cold, or the mosquitos are too numerous and too big, depending on the time of year. Also, brats and cheese do not rise to the top of my personal culinary tastes.
(All denials gladly foresworn for an invitation to Red Lake and a six of New Glarus Belgian Red.

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