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Protests in several large cities in Canada and in smaller cities and towns. Protest is against the Government and Military. Some happened in the center of the business district marching to the WW1 or WW2 Memorials at a park. Most peaceful. Most at any one location was 3-4000 people. Most sang songs or chanted 'bring our boys & girls home, when do you want it, Now' during the march. Some throwing of rocks and windows smashed. In Vancouver, some fights broke out with police. 2 arrested. 1 officer and 2 protesters visited ER, were released.
. More protests expected tomorrow. Keep you eye out on FB and other social media. Expect larger crowds. That is the concern. Police escort was available today in most cases shortly after people congregated in a park. Sgt Trudeau (no relation to the PM) of Calgary said, "I would join the protest as my brother is in the Canadian army. The leadership is poor, there isn't a strategy."
Protests in several large cities in Canada and in smaller cities and towns. Protest is against the Government and Military. Some happened in the center of the business district marching to the WW1 or WW2 Memorials at a park. Most peaceful. Most at any one location was 3-4000 people. Most sang songs or chanted 'bring our boys & girls home, when do you want it, Now' during the march. Some throwing of rocks and windows smashed. In Vancouver, some fights broke out with police. 2 arrested. 1 officer and 2 protesters visited ER, were released.
. More protests expected tomorrow. Keep you eye out on FB and other social media. Expect larger crowds. That is the concern. Police escort was available today in most cases shortly after people congregated in a park. Sgt Trudeau (no relation to the PM) of Calgary said, "I would join the protest as my brother is in the Canadian army. The leadership is poor, there isn't a strategy."
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In a statement made the Canadian Armed Forces council that "Efforts are underway to modernize the Canadian Armed Forces, all future Canadian military operations will cease and troops will come back home now". The RCMP is asking the protesters to peacefully end this protest and return to there homes.
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Quebec
CANN reporting, "fire bomb thrown at Canadian National Banc, the throw landed among some plants in the parking lot area of a branch bank. Some burn has ruined the ATM machine in the drive way for those that conduct banking in the auto."
Break in regular programing watching the dancing troupe and the big coach looking mean at the moms by channel 8. "There was bombing in Vancouver that burned down a Horton's Restaurant about 2 hours ago. Video at 11pm with Action News. Turn in to see the fire, comments by the people wolfing down their food and those working. Find out what it means to them on Action News at 11pm."
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Nouakchott, Mauritania
"Charlie 15 Zulu, Charlie 15 Zulu.... this is Zulu 414 Omega, over."
"Zulu 414 Omega, this is Charlie 14 Zulu, over?"
Charlie 14 Zulu, we see some soldiers to the west just north and south of Hwy 14. Wearing Canadian Desert camo. LAV 3, LAV three vehicles moving behind the infantry sections. 2 miles west of Hwy 7. Scouting homes, buildings, moving cautiously. I will transmit the grid coordinates in a moment. Check to be sure that they are Canadians. Let them know we are here. Would hate to have a friendly fire. If those are Canadians, get their channel for direct communication. Over"
"Zulu 414 Omega, received transmission to check on identity of soldiers west of Hwy 7, north and south of Hwy 14, appear to be clearing buildings and homes, over."
"Charlie 15 Zulu,... correct, over and out."
"Zulu 414 Omega, over and out."
CANN reporting, "fire bomb thrown at Canadian National Banc, the throw landed among some plants in the parking lot area of a branch bank. Some burn has ruined the ATM machine in the drive way for those that conduct banking in the auto."
Break in regular programing watching the dancing troupe and the big coach looking mean at the moms by channel 8. "There was bombing in Vancouver that burned down a Horton's Restaurant about 2 hours ago. Video at 11pm with Action News. Turn in to see the fire, comments by the people wolfing down their food and those working. Find out what it means to them on Action News at 11pm."
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Nouakchott, Mauritania
"Charlie 15 Zulu, Charlie 15 Zulu.... this is Zulu 414 Omega, over."
"Zulu 414 Omega, this is Charlie 14 Zulu, over?"
Charlie 14 Zulu, we see some soldiers to the west just north and south of Hwy 14. Wearing Canadian Desert camo. LAV 3, LAV three vehicles moving behind the infantry sections. 2 miles west of Hwy 7. Scouting homes, buildings, moving cautiously. I will transmit the grid coordinates in a moment. Check to be sure that they are Canadians. Let them know we are here. Would hate to have a friendly fire. If those are Canadians, get their channel for direct communication. Over"
"Zulu 414 Omega, received transmission to check on identity of soldiers west of Hwy 7, north and south of Hwy 14, appear to be clearing buildings and homes, over."
"Charlie 15 Zulu,... correct, over and out."
"Zulu 414 Omega, over and out."
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The RCMP are currently out in force dealing with the protests now, we again urge all Canadian Citizens to please calmly cease and desist this act NOW, and quietly return to their homes.
Meanwhile the Canadian Government has asked the ROD army to help in our efforts to retrain the Canadian Armed Forces and bring them up to modern standards, to ensure such disasters does not happen again in the future.
Meanwhile the Canadian Government has asked the ROD army to help in our efforts to retrain the Canadian Armed Forces and bring them up to modern standards, to ensure such disasters does not happen again in the future.
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Toronto, Canada
"CANN reporting on the protest here in Toronto at WTOR. There were more than 6,000 people protesting against the leadership, against the government of Canada. There were a few out there protesting against the US President. We interviewed 3 protesting against the tuition increase for college this year. It was peaceful until just before 4pm when 8 guys put on masks, ran towards a bank and a dry cleaning throwing bottles with wicks lit. Then two guys ran into a liquor store carrying long sticks smashing the glass on the sliding glass door for drive up. They each took 3 bottles of clear or brownish looking liquid. It did not look like Coke. An employee had a bleeding lip that swelled."
Quebec
Shelia reporting on the protest. "It has gotten worse more vocal, violent and destructive. Police were there, those in riot gear were kept back until window were broken at some stores and apartments from rocks. A few guys in all black had surgical tubing and a funnel that launched larger rocks. Then bottles.... 'Molotov cocktails' were launched at buildings and then police. Riot police ran out with their long sticks, truncheon sticks smacking heads of those that threw anything used a weapon or did not back up when told to if carrying a weapon (rock, stick, club, bat, etc)."
. "The riot vehicles came out with water cannon to control and dispel the rowdy crowd. Fire department trucks came out. One was hit with a Molotov cocktail and was scene burning as it was working to fight the fire at the bank. Estimated that 40 protesters were admitted in Emergency Rooms at hospitals. Few dozen went to acute care facilities. Socialize medicine was not able to take care of everyone by 8:30 pm tonight.More news at 10pm on Action News."
. "It has been reported that around 2 dozen firefighters received medical attention, 3 or 4 dozen police needed attention from the protestors today."
"Thank you for watching Action News, we bring the action to your living room and bedroom. More Action at 10pm, This is Shelia working for you."
"CANN reporting on the protest here in Toronto at WTOR. There were more than 6,000 people protesting against the leadership, against the government of Canada. There were a few out there protesting against the US President. We interviewed 3 protesting against the tuition increase for college this year. It was peaceful until just before 4pm when 8 guys put on masks, ran towards a bank and a dry cleaning throwing bottles with wicks lit. Then two guys ran into a liquor store carrying long sticks smashing the glass on the sliding glass door for drive up. They each took 3 bottles of clear or brownish looking liquid. It did not look like Coke. An employee had a bleeding lip that swelled."
Quebec
Shelia reporting on the protest. "It has gotten worse more vocal, violent and destructive. Police were there, those in riot gear were kept back until window were broken at some stores and apartments from rocks. A few guys in all black had surgical tubing and a funnel that launched larger rocks. Then bottles.... 'Molotov cocktails' were launched at buildings and then police. Riot police ran out with their long sticks, truncheon sticks smacking heads of those that threw anything used a weapon or did not back up when told to if carrying a weapon (rock, stick, club, bat, etc)."
. "The riot vehicles came out with water cannon to control and dispel the rowdy crowd. Fire department trucks came out. One was hit with a Molotov cocktail and was scene burning as it was working to fight the fire at the bank. Estimated that 40 protesters were admitted in Emergency Rooms at hospitals. Few dozen went to acute care facilities. Socialize medicine was not able to take care of everyone by 8:30 pm tonight.More news at 10pm on Action News."
. "It has been reported that around 2 dozen firefighters received medical attention, 3 or 4 dozen police needed attention from the protestors today."
"Thank you for watching Action News, we bring the action to your living room and bedroom. More Action at 10pm, This is Shelia working for you."
Chris
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The Canadian Government sincerely apologized for the huge loss of life suffered in both the Canadian Armed Forces, and our Coalition allies, it was never intended to be this way as our country's military was fighting aginest an enemy we know nothing about, the military worked hard to best of their ability's and within our military strategies to fight these AL-Kabab militants, now I have the ROD come help us to make our military a more competent fighting force, we would like to ask these protesters to end this needless violence peacefully so we can make this happen.
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.... BLOOD in the Water!!!! More protests, riots, fire bombs. YEAH!!!
"Tomorrow will be bigger protest and Riots," said a defeated candidate for Canadian Parliament, Douglas Martin. "More people are coming on board to make a change. The PM and Parliament are not leading the country effectively in a positive direction. Leading the country down the toilet, going after the sh*#. Throw the bums out."
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"This is Shelia for Action News and CANN. First I want to thank my fans, because of you I have unbuttoned 1 extra button on my blouse. Hope you enjoy the news report, after that I will work out at Orange Theory. The Action in Canada is growing. More and more action in terms of riots and protests, there has been more action with more fire bombs. The government is asking for the citizens to stay home. The government wants the people of Canada to not voice their opinion in light of the bad leadership according to Mike Thomas of Toronto who is Counsel President. What do you say to the national government?"
Mike responded, "out government is falling apart, full of inside corruption lack of integrity, and many that are stupid ruling this country."
Shelia asks, "what should Canada do, how should you and all the citizens do for Canada?"
Mike replied, "we need to make a positive change, to bring people in with fresh ideas, with a commitment to help Canada perhaps to bring people in to make a tough decision. People that will develop sound government strategy. People that are proud to serve this great nation, that will ensure the greatness of Canada is restored."
Shelia added, "thank you for your comments and ideas, I see you are passionate about Canada, are you considering moving to the national level in public service Mike?"
"I have not even considered that idea, but we do need a change. The killings must stop," said Mike Thomas.
"Thank you, this is Shelia in the action, reporting for Action News. If you want action, stay tuned in for more. Sweet dreams, good night from Action.... News."
"Tomorrow will be bigger protest and Riots," said a defeated candidate for Canadian Parliament, Douglas Martin. "More people are coming on board to make a change. The PM and Parliament are not leading the country effectively in a positive direction. Leading the country down the toilet, going after the sh*#. Throw the bums out."
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"This is Shelia for Action News and CANN. First I want to thank my fans, because of you I have unbuttoned 1 extra button on my blouse. Hope you enjoy the news report, after that I will work out at Orange Theory. The Action in Canada is growing. More and more action in terms of riots and protests, there has been more action with more fire bombs. The government is asking for the citizens to stay home. The government wants the people of Canada to not voice their opinion in light of the bad leadership according to Mike Thomas of Toronto who is Counsel President. What do you say to the national government?"
Mike responded, "out government is falling apart, full of inside corruption lack of integrity, and many that are stupid ruling this country."
Shelia asks, "what should Canada do, how should you and all the citizens do for Canada?"
Mike replied, "we need to make a positive change, to bring people in with fresh ideas, with a commitment to help Canada perhaps to bring people in to make a tough decision. People that will develop sound government strategy. People that are proud to serve this great nation, that will ensure the greatness of Canada is restored."
Shelia added, "thank you for your comments and ideas, I see you are passionate about Canada, are you considering moving to the national level in public service Mike?"
"I have not even considered that idea, but we do need a change. The killings must stop," said Mike Thomas.
"Thank you, this is Shelia in the action, reporting for Action News. If you want action, stay tuned in for more. Sweet dreams, good night from Action.... News."
Chris