All right, put down that paint brush, lock the dice back in the box, turn out the lights and cover the game board. Now go and have a very Happy Thanksgiving with your family. You remember them, those people you run into whenever you finally clamber out of the game room or model making room in the basement or attic? No trying to make the turkey's drumsticks into 88mm anti-tank or 16" Naval guns. And the mashed potatos are not a moldable terrain feature.
Warm regards,
Tanker
"An armored division is like a tuxedo. You don't need one often, but when you do nothing else will suffice." - quote heard at a meeting of the JCoS
And the mashed potatos are not a moldable terrain feature.
Hmmm... okay, while the potatoes are still moist, I'll paint in the roads with gravy... maybe add some trees made from broccoli... Too bad those biscuits are too big for use as bunkers!
Regards,
Tom Stockton
"Well, I've been to one World's Fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones. You sure you got today's codes?"
Man, BD, don't make a fool out of yourself. Everyone knows that the crunchy bits on top of green bean casserole most represent shrapnel. The final result of which, when exposed to mass formations of troops, is cranberry sauce!