The Commonwealth of Chrisdom

[chrisswim]

The Canadian task force commander ordered the NK SSG Romeo 9 to leave their waters or be sunk. The Sub Capt. was not sure that the task force knew where he was... but why take a chance. Asked for Asylum from the Commonwealth.
Capt Huron replied that Asylum would be granted if they made it to international waters. The FFG Radcliffe continued to sail south to take the Canadian naval group off target, out of the area. As SSGN was on the scene, and a DDG Burke Class out of Nuvuut with a few support ships in the group. The Romeo was detected coming out, All defense systems were operating. the Romeo was shallow as instructed in the N. Korean dialect.
. 2 dozen aircraft were flying along out side of Canadian air space by 4-8 miles. S-3 armed with Mk46. 8 A-6 Intruders armed with Harpoon AS missiles. A dozen F/A-18 C Hornets were flying Air Cap in the area.
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Romeo made it out surfacing as exiting the Canadian waters and crew scurried out on deck. A sub tender came along starboard side while a supply ship on the port side of the sub. Tying off, Teams went in to examine the ship with sub-machine guns and technicians. The officers were led through the submarine, with the inspection crews and techs.
The Capt did not like being treated that way and said so to a Korean linguist. Want to make sure there are not surprises. Have a complete survey of the sub as it was being towed out to sea. The sub was taken to port at Nuvuut. Further examination ensued. The crew were taken to the Gym to get cleaned up and fed. All asked for political asylum except for 8 crew members. All were questioned.
. We are expecting a call from the Korean Minister of State or Defense.

[chrisswim]

The Leadership of the Commonwealth and all involved are in agreement with Senegal becoming a member of the the Commonwealth. Senegal is highly in favor of this desired and covetous membership.
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In Togo, sporadic fighting continues. Ratels with their 20mm, 60mm or their 90mm are doing very well against the rebels. The Commonwealth did lose two Ratels to IED explosions. A Ratel 90 and a Ratel 20. One driver died later from injuries.
8 rebels were eliminated and 6 captured while several did get away.

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[chrisswim]

on the flight back from the G-20 conference.
Great meetings and really like the IMF, International Monetary Fund, the way they allocate financial resources to help. Various member nations will receive billions of US dollars, multiple billions. Really helpful with the growth so that we can gain hundreds of billions ir not Trillions as the small countries (Yer buoti, Mali, Mauritania etc) get a few hundred thousand dollars. This will help the global economy grow, create wealth as the little guy in the little country gets screwed. How beautiful is that!!! LOL, haha. Laughing all the way to the bank.
Heck, there is a country or two that were to receive a few billion, instead they will receive a few million and the Commonwealth will pick up billions more from a dozen countries. This will help the Commonwealth.

In what is quickly becoming known as "Domgate" a remark from the CofC delegation returning from the G20 was caught on an open mic and has gone viral.

Al-Yerzebra (former Bouti Broadcasting Company) Has been playing the clip twice an hour on it's 24 hour news show.
Political pundits of all sides are lining up to denounce the the official CofC line finally exposed. Phone ins and talk shows are going out live in several languages across the region, all replaying the incriminating clip.
One unnamed CofC official calling in from Mali said they could no long support the Commonwealth because of the secret increase of the "Dom tax" from 8% to 15% planned for next year, "this will hurt the small traders in every Dom" she said.
From small villages in Mali to the Assemblée nationale in Dakar the fury and outrage across Western Africa has been quick to spread.
A day of demonstration is expected in Nouakchott tomorrow.

Very nice work cutting in and securing other audio, Even though the pic remained stagnant for the 1.2 seconds. Adding in the voice over. Evaluation of the audio concludes the new voice is from a person of Yer Bouti, southside of Yer Bouti City. European, Asian, and Western Hemisphere news networks are laughing at Al-Yerzebra. Europe had a clip of the actual recording.
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It is reported that Asst Under-the-Secretery's Skirt Drumbeat has resigned his position. "I feel bad about this, I wanted to serve, I should not have been drinking that Hot cocoa. Not sure where the brownies came from.... probably Canada. It might be difficult to get brownies like that anymore. So I will go into investment banking and triple my income. Thank you."
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Large oil payments were made to members of the Azores Oil Field, Including YB, $52 million.
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Senegal has become a member of the Commonwealth. They appreciate the 8% contribution for defense. More news and information to be brought to you later on the CoCCNNNN....

[chrisswim]

In Nuvuut Navy Base, teams are evaluating the Romeo 9 submarine. Removed all weapons. It was found out that the sub was missing 4 torpedoes, not just the two that were fired at the Poseidon II. Need to determine if they fired 4 torpedoes at the ocean liner, if they were provided a short load of torpedoes, or if they fired those two elsewhere. Questioning of the crew will continue.
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Yesterday's convoy attack result in the death of two more Commonwealth soldiers and one more rebel, all sustained from battle wounds. From questioning the prisoners, we found their local camp and the base camp. Attack AH-1 Cobras made an attack on both camps. Also determined the location of a weapon cache, which was also attacked by Cobras.
. General Rebutus was on the news which was picked up by some networks saying, "We think that the rebel group is nearing the end of the line for them. Even though their attacks have resulted in death and destruction, the elimination of individual rebels will result in less people available to rebel."

[chrisswim]

The Commonwealth Navy has send a floating, ocean going dry dock to Nuvuut to bring in the Romeo submarine for in depth evaluation. This drydock is being towed by two ocean going tug boats. One of the cargo ships in the small convoy is bring back some of the equipment, torpedoes from the Romeo to have a close inspection. Should take some time for the round trip for the ocean drydock to make the roundtrip.
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The CoC is asking for permission from a few countries to send tanker aircraft and 3 B-52G to a base. The plan is for a fly-by for North Korea. This will be an expensive show-of-force for these aircraft plus a few fighters for protection. Probably F-4 for the ability for the Wild-Weasel and Air-to-air protection. May send some F/A-18 C models.
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In Togo, the Commonwealth flew in about 200 of the Alamo Scouts to pursue the rebels and eliminate them. The scouts will be augmented in other area with Moroccan Trekkers. The attack force will be regular infantry and parachute Rangers. Working to get into the support network and small tribal villages to affect the support network of food, drink, hiding the rebels, medicine and care.

[redleg]

The CoC is welcome to use ROD air bases to operate bombers, fighters, and tanker aircraft. Our air force operates F-4s and our Navy operates F-18s, so we have technical, mechanical, and logistical support already in place for those air frames. Not sure what type of tankers you are employing, but we also operate KC-135s. We can even send up ROD tankers to support your mission. We have a carrier (the Fury) operating in the Sea of Japan right now that can also send up KA-6D tankers for your F-4s and F-18s, but I don't think they will be much help with your B-52s.

The ROD is about 4,500 miles from North Korea and we have several squadrons deployed to Mahishmati right now so there is plenty of space. Mahishmati is only 4,000 miles from North Korea, but you would have to fly over Chinese and Eurasian Empire airspace to reach it.

[chrisswim]

The CoC is welcome to use ROD air bases to operate bombers, fighters, and tanker aircraft. Our air force operates F-4s and our Navy operates F-18s, so we have technical, mechanical, and logistical support already in place for those air frames. Not sure what type of tankers you are employing, but we also operate KC-135s. We can even send up ROD tankers to support your mission. We have a carrier (the Fury) operating in the Sea of Japan right now that can also send up KA-6D tankers for your F-4s and F-18s, but I don't think they will be much help with your B-52s.

The ROD is about 4,500 miles from North Korea and we have several squadrons deployed to Mahishmati right now so there is plenty of space. Mahishmati is only 4,000 miles from North Korea, but you would have to fly over Chinese and Eurasian Empire airspace to reach it.

GReat offer for the use and assistance of airfields of ROD. With distance of 4,500 miles, at 400 mph cruising speed, 10-11 hours there and then 10-11 hours return. B-52 may be an option with KC-135 tankers. Maybe electronic bird on 707 airframe in the mix. We had that in mind and sent a group out. We have the Invincible and a DDH with 2 Type 46 destroyers and 2 Type 23 frigates, 1 Perry Class frigate and 5 support ships. There is probably a submarine out front. This group is approaching Luzon Island in the Philippines now having left the Indian Ocean where the group was conducting drills with the Indian Navy for 5 days then Australian Navy most recently for 3 days. We had to break the training with the Aussies.
. This would be a situation that if one of the Romanovs had been able to have their crown situated in eastern Russia ((a/k/a Evil Empire, Putinville, Rus Federation) then we would have had a bit of an easier time.

[chrisswim]

The Commonwealth is reaching out to Madagascar to see if they would like to have better political relationship, perhaps becoming a member of the Commonwealth of Chrisdom.
The meeting was pleasant, some encouragement, but no commitment. That has not been a consideration for Madagascar. Discussed benefit to membership, the responsibilities.
. Further discussion will continue in the future.
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Senegal is beginning their process in the Commonwealth. Several flights been set for international travel from Dakar to South American and Central America. Some once or twice a month, a few weekly. Some flights from Dakar to Monaco City, Monacodom; to Cairo, Egypt; Johannesburg, South Africa; and others.

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[chrisswim]

Al Yerzegra communications is misguided, reporting falsehoods.

Report on Al Yerzebra (digital upload):
The 20 year old girl surfs and sunbathes at the beach at Yer Bouti Jetties on the Atlantic. In private beach that is just north of the port. Her father is a Colonel in the YB army, Jez as she is called for Jezebel since she is highly active.

As for the Shiek Yer Bouti, he apparently like pigs, which is shocking. One report from a member of his security team of Shiek Yer Bouti reported that the Sheik had a date with a female wild hog. It a wild ride. Afterwards, the Sheik had the boar killed to keep silent.



Some of the crazy behavior by the Sheik....on a side trip at G-20 conference.



The Sheik being chased when the pig found out that the Sheik had the smell of other pigs on him.

[panzergator]

The deteriorating mind if ForD's leader is visible to all.

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