Canada (Imagi-Nation)

panzergator · Post by **panzergator** » Mon Sep 09, 2019 7:54 am

One A10. Or one SU25. That's all it would take. Three RPG teams for your motorized infantry column. As about 5 seconds.

panzergator · Post by **panzergator** » Mon Sep 09, 2019 7:55 am

One A10. Or one SU25. That's all it would take. Three RPG teams for your motorized infantry column. And about 5 seconds. Nice, tight shot group.

chrisswim · Post by **chrisswim** » Mon Sep 09, 2019 8:02 am

Commique
ROD, Karma, CHIdom Naval Command, Japan,
Acknowledge receipt of coded communication, on secure channels.

MechCommander · Post by **MechCommander** » Mon Sep 09, 2019 8:22 am

CFB Esquimalt

(General Thornton): "What? This "Invasion" was nothing short of a very large military exercise? Get all of our forces to stand down NOW!!! we've over reacted to nothing."

All the Canadian Armed Forces has got the order to stand down and returned to their home bases. the invasion alert has been canceled.

The Canadian Armed Force Would like to apologize for this incident, as We did not know you guys where doing a training exercise near the country. in the future please give us a notice before you do anymore training exercises near New Canada so something like this would not happen again.

7.62 · Post by **7.62** » Mon Sep 09, 2019 11:39 am

MechCommander · Post by **MechCommander** » Mon Sep 09, 2019 6:58 pm

Karma the invasion alert has been canceled, the borders will be open now. The ROD can still visit Victoria. As it turns out, it was a large training excercise that the CofC where doing in Greenland but forgot to tell us first. Your military is not needed now.

MechCommander · Post by **MechCommander** » Wed Sep 11, 2019 1:20 am

Victoria BC
Preparations are complete for the ROD Battleship Fenris to arrive at port soon, the Flower Class Corvette HMCS Chilliwack is carrying the harbor master onboard to help guide the Iowa Class Battleship in to port.

Representatives from the New Canadian Armed Forces are present to meet with the ROD officers.

redleg · Post by **redleg** » Thu Sep 12, 2019 12:25 am

The sailors from the ROD battleship Fenris are enjoying their second day in Victoria today. We are finding the people very pleasant and the beer quite delicious.

No major incidents to report from last night. There were quite a few sailors eating at the Tim Hortonâ€™s and they started to get rowdy, but the shipâ€™s Master Chief Petty Officer just happened to show up in search of a grilled cheese sandwich and he put an end to the shenanigans real fast. The restaurant staff appreciated the extra help scrubbing pots and pans in the back.

We are still trying to unravel the mystery of the 8 ROD sailors found asleep in Butchart Gardens at 3am. Fortunately a concerned citizen found the ROD Shore Patrol party before they found the local police. The Shore Patrol rounded the sailors up who were all wearing cowboy hats, their issued navy uniform covers nowhere to be seen.

MechCommander · Post by **MechCommander** » Thu Sep 12, 2019 12:52 am

Well I'm glad to see that The ROD are enjoying their time here in Victoria, but business before pleasure, The New Canadian Armed Forces representatives are at the Premier's mansion now waiting for the ROD officers, a limousine will take you guys there.

Where those 8 ROD sailors under the influence of Mariajuina? As you did stay in Karmanaskis previously? Not to mention we had issues with the pot smoke that fills the air here.

redleg · Post by **redleg** » Thu Sep 12, 2019 1:30 am

The captain and master chief are in their dress whites and the senior NCO of the Marine detachment is in his green Service A uniform. They are all very excited to be riding in a limousine!

The 8 sailors that were picked up last night were not drug tested. They got a beating from the Petty Officer Baton and then they got tossed into the shower in full uniform (minus the proper headgear). All 8 are on extra duty today.

MechCommander · Post by **MechCommander** » Thu Sep 12, 2019 7:18 am

The Limousine picked up the ROD officers and drove them to the Premiers Mansion just outside of the city.

At the entrance of the Manson, two Sergeant's from the New Canadian Army opened the huge doors to allow the ROD Officers in to the main dinning hall where the Commissioned Officers from all three branches of the New Canadian Armed Forces are present. then one of the Manson's Butlers walks up to the group of New Canadian Officers. (Butler): "May I present the Navy Officers From The Republic Of Dalmatia Battleship Fenris."

Once all the Officers are seated one of the Canadian Army Sergeants near the entrance calls out (Canadian Sergeant): "Premier of British Columbia, Kim Davidson", Kim Davidson walks in.

(Kim Davidson): "Welcome ROD guests, I hope that those Reefer people up north did not give you too much trouble."

redleg · Post by **redleg** » Thu Sep 12, 2019 8:53 am

Thank you for the warm welcome and the hospitality of your city. Just to clarify though, the captain of the Fenris is the only commissioned officer in the ROD group. Captain Bernard is a Navy Captain (O-6). The shipâ€™s master chief petty officer is a very senior enlisted man (E-9), and the senior NCO of the Marine detachment is also an enlisted man (E-6).

â€œNo trouble at all with the Karma Naskisâ€ Bernard reports. â€œWe found them to be a very pleasant people in a beautiful country. I expect that we will be seeing a lot more of them in the future.â€

â€œVery nice palace that you have hereâ€ the Marine sergeant adds. â€œIs this a remnant of the cityâ€™s British colonial past?â€

panzergator · Post by **panzergator** » Thu Sep 12, 2019 9:06 am

You guys writing a script for a Hallmark movie?

redleg · Post by **redleg** » Thu Sep 12, 2019 9:20 am

Don't tell anyone that the DIS is writing the script. It's full of subliminal messages and heavily veiled propaganda. The housewife revolution is coming!

panzergator · Post by **panzergator** » Thu Sep 12, 2019 9:32 am

Buddy, if you're married, it's already arrived. How else would I know ANYTHING about a Hallmark Channel? Just keep saying over and over to yourself, "It's not written for me. It's not written for me."